Early Season Bawful Report (11/13/14)

What is going on ladies and genitals this is our early season bawful report. There's only been 7 games and there's going to be some personnel that won't be there at the end, but here's how it looks so far.

Vitor Faverini has been leading the charge for the Ellison Award for missing all 7 games rehabbing from knee surgery.

Dwight Powell has yet to get in a game whether its his 5 Ellison checkpoints or 2 Scalabrine checks.

Phil Pressey has been close to useless by racking up 3 Scalabrine's and a +5 suck differential

Gerald Wallace has 3 Scalabrine's, 3 trillion and a Hero of the Night, talk about up and down.

James Young is the current frontrunner for the Scalabrine with 5 of them.

Rajon Rondo has a Hero of the Night and a checkmark for the Ellison.

Marcus Smart has 2 checkmarks for the Ellison

Jeff Green and Evan Turner are tied with 2 Jackass of the Night awards apiece, only Turner has a Hero of the Night to go with it.

Marcus Thornton has one checkmark for the Ellison.

  Jared Sullinger, Kelly Olynyk, Avery Bradley, Tyler Zeller and Brandon Bass have yet to garner an award...that's both good and bad. After all, Hero of the Night is a good thing.

So for those keeping score. Vitor Faverini has a commanding lead for the Ellison with 7 missed games. Dwight Powell is second with 5, Marcus Smart has 2 with Rondo and Thornton bringing up the rear with 1 apiece.

James Young is the current leader for the Scalabrine with 5 DNP-CD's, next is a two-way tie for second between Gerald Wallace and Phil Pressey with 3 apiece, then Dwight Powell with 2.

There hasn't been a Mario or Hamilton yet which is more to do with coach Brad Stevens refusing to play the bench in garbage time than it is bawful. Not having a Hamilton is good for the players, bad news for this blog.

Gerald Wallace is the one and only frontrunner for the Richest Man in Basketball Award with his 3 trillion.

Phil Pressey is the one and only frontrunner for Bawful Player of the Year with a +5 suck differential....although that award may change after some careful deliberation with the scholars.

Evan Turner and Jeff Green are tied for Jackass of the Year with 2 apiece.

Rajon Rondo, Evan Turner and Gerald Wallace are in a 3 way tie for Hero of the Year.